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IS THAT NEIL PATRICK HARRIS FANGIRLING BEHIND HIM
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mauratalityrate:

IS THAT NEIL PATRICK HARRIS FANGIRLING BEHIND HIM

THAT IS NEIL PATRICK HARRIS FANGIRLING BEHIND HIM

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

  • a teacher goes on a date

  • guy:

    can i kiss you

  • teacher:

    i dont know, CAN you?

  • Augustus Waters:

    "May I see you again?"

  • Hazel Grace:

    "Sure."

  • Augustus Waters:

    "Tomorrow?"

  • Hazel Grace:

    "Patience, grasshopper. You don't want to seem overeager."

  • Augustus Waters:

    "Right, that's why I said tomorrow. I want to see you again tonight. But I'm willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow. I'm serious."

  • Hazel Grace:

    "You don't even know me. How about I call you when I finish this?"

  • Augustus Waters:

    "But you don't even have my phone number."

  • Hazel Grace:

    "I strongly suspect you wrote it in this book."

  • Augustus Waters:

    "And you say we don't know each other."

braverenegades:

Made a diagram two years ago about banned books for the worst art class ever. Seriously that class was a nightmare. All info given from ala.org.