we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
a teacher goes on a date
can i kiss you
i dont know, CAN you?
Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.
It was bound to happen, eventually.
"May I see you again?"
"Patience, grasshopper. You don't want to seem overeager."
"Right, that's why I said tomorrow. I want to see you again tonight. But I'm willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow. I'm serious."
"You don't even know me. How about I call you when I finish this?"
"But you don't even have my phone number."
"I strongly suspect you wrote it in this book."
"And you say we don't know each other."